Upcoming Simon's Events:
THE QUEENS BANQUET IS HAPPENING AT SIMONS
The Dames are in town! Step into an evening of decadence, drama, and dazzling spectacle at The Queen’s Banquet, a sumptuous drag show where musical theatre meets high glamour.
Hosted by the sensational Stella Rosé (Dames Off Broadway, Cirque Du Rosé, Showgirl) and starring international powerhouse Belle Army (Annie, Priscilla Queen of the Desert, West Side Story, Chicago International Tour, We Will Rock You, Mamma Mia!, Disney The Magic Box, Cats International Tour), this is no ordinary drag show, it’s a full-bodied theatrical feast.
These two queens, seasoned by the stage and dripping in charisma, uniqueness, nerve & talent, serve a night of iconic Broadway hits, from timeless classics to modern showstoppers. Expect powerhouse performances, jaw-dropping looks, and a touch of delicious mischief as they reimagine the songs you love with a fierce, fabulous twist.
Set in the elegant surroundings of Simon’s Restaurant – Groot Constantia, join us for dinner from 6PM, featuring a curated à la carte menu. Then, as the lights dim at 8PM, the show truly begins…
Come hungry! For food, for music, and for pure, unapologetic spectacle.
Each ticket includes a welcome drink on arrival. The Queen’s Banquet promises a sumptuous blend of world-class drag, fine dining, and vineyard luxury.
- Early Bird: R300
- General Access – Phase 1: R350
- Last Minute/At the Door: R400
- Group Table Bookings of 8 or 10 enjoy 10% Discount
Seats are limited. The queens await. Book Now.
Dinner is a la carte and billed at the table
- No u18s
- Fri 31 July - 6pm for seating/dinner 8pm for show
- Simons Restaurant
CELEBRATE WOMEN'S MONTH AT SIMONS
Something beautiful is popping up at Simon’s… 💕
Join us for our Women’s Month Pop-Up Market – a gorgeous day of shopping, sipping, eating & indulging in the heart of Groot Constantia. ✨
We’ve brought together a collection of hand-picked vendors offering beautiful fashion, jewellery, accessories, lifestyle finds, gifts and a few irresistible treats – perfect for a little “to me, from me” shopping. 🛍️💗
And because shopping is always better with something delicious…
☕ Simon’s Pop-Up Café will be open throughout the day, serving beautiful food, coffees, drinks and treats while you shop, catch up with friends and soak up the atmosphere.
📅 Thursday, 6 August
⏰ 10am – 7pm
📍 Simon’s Restaurant | Groot Constantia
Come for coffee. Stay for lunch. Browse the market. Have a glass of bubbly. 🥂
Bring your girlfriends, your mom, your daughter – or simply treat yourself to a beautiful day out.
💕 SHOP • SIP • EAT • CELEBRATE 💕
Entrance is FREE – simply pop in anytime between 10am and 7pm.
- Family friendly
- Thurs 6th Aug 10am - 7pm
- Simons Restaurant
💙 MAMMA MIA! BRUNCH 💙
A Women’s Day Celebration at Simons Restaurant
Calling all Dancing Queens! 🌸✨
Gather your best girlfriends and join us for a fabulous Women’s Day celebration inspired by the music, fashion and carefree spirit of Mamma Mia!
Step into a morning filled with delicious food, bubbles, laughter and all your favourite ABBA hits as we celebrate the incredible women in our lives. Whether you’re a Donna, Tanya, Rosie or Sophie, this is your excuse to dress up, sing at the top of your lungs and dance like nobody’s watching.
✨ Your ticket includes:
Complimentary glass of bubbly on arrival
Music, laughter and great company
A chance to win our Best Dressed prize!
📅 Women’s Day Brunch
🕚 11:00 AM – 1:00 PM
📍 Simons Restaurant, Groot Constantia
🎟️ R150 per person
🎫 Tickets available via Quicket
Dress Code: 🇬🇷✨
Think flowing dresses, blue and white, floral prints, linen, sparkle, flower crowns, platform boots, disco glam or your favourite Mamma Mia-inspired outfit. This is a strictly dress-up event, so don’t hold back!
Grab your girls, channel your inner Dancing Queen and let’s make this Women’s Day one to remember.
Here we go again… but this time, it’s brunch! 💙🥂
- Family friendly
- Sun 9 Aug 1pm & 3pm
- Simons Restaurant
IGNITE your senses with aerial artistry & an immersive, sensational live performance
Looking for something unforgettable to do this Women’s Month? IGNITE is coming to Simon’s Restaurant this August. 🔥✨
This bold, glamorous dinner theatre production brings together powerful choreography, captivating aerial performances, fire artistry, live vocals and electrifying dance in one immersive theatrical spectacle.
At the heart of the story is a powerful businesswoman who inherits a struggling theatre and is given one final chance to save it. Along the way, she rediscovers her confidence, courage and appetite for taking chances.
Perfect for an August night out with friends, your partner, colleagues or family, IGNITE promises drama, energy and spectacular entertainment in the beautiful setting of Groot Constantia.
📅 Various dates between 12–16 August 2026
🍽 À la carte dinner from 6pm (not included in the ticket price)
🎭 Show starts at 8pm
🔞 Recommended for audiences 18+
One stage. One unforgettable experience. Book now.
- No u18s
- Various dates between 12 & 16 August - 6pm for seating/dinner 8pm for show (15th sold out)
- Simons Restaurant
THE QUEENS' BRUNCH
Set against the breathtaking vineyards of Groot Constantia, The Queen’s Brunch invites you to indulge in an afternoon of glamour, laughter, and exquisite entertainment at the beautiful Simon’s Restaurant.
Hosted by the incomparable Stella Rosé, this refined brunch experience features dazzling performances by the show-stopping Lilly Slaptsilli and the electrifying Khalani Khalifa. Expect high glamour, sharp wit, powerhouse performances, and just the right touch of mischief, all delivered with sophistication and style.
Doors open at 11:00 AM, giving guests time to settle in, sip, and savour the setting. The show begins at 12:00 PM, unfolding over an afternoon of elegance and elevated drag artistry.
Each ticket includes a welcome drink on arrival. For those wishing to toast the occasion in true celebratory fashion, bottomless mimosas will be available to purchase on the day.
Whether you’re celebrating a special occasion or simply indulging in the finer things, The Queen’s Brunch promises a sumptuous blend of world-class drag, fine dining, and vineyard luxury.
- Early Bird: R180
- General Access – Phase 1: R200
- Last Minute/At the Door: R250
Seats are limited. The queens await. Book Now
- No u16s
- Sun 13 Sept - 11am for 12pm show
- Simons Restaurant
WOODSTOCK AND BEYOND
With successful runs of their shows, “‘Back to the 80s”, “The Women of Rock”, “You Oughta Know it’s the 90s”, and “When Rock Ruled”, this show promises all the same excitement and fun RockSteady are known for.
“Woodstock and Beyond” blends the folk, storytelling, psychedelic rock of the 60s, as it morphed into the classic rock of the 70s. Featuring songs from Janis Joplin, Grace Slick, Led Zeppelin, Jimi Hendrix, The Doors, Rare Earth, Golden Earring, The Rolling Stones, Tina Turner, Credence Clearwater Revival, Free, Bad Company, Cream, Carole King, and more!
So join us for a night steeped in nostalgia – you will sing, and you will dance, as you are transported back to a time of peace, love, and hope.
- Family friendly
- Sat 10 Oct - 6pm for seating/dinner 8pm for show
- Simons Restaurant
HOTEL CALIFORNIA: THE ULIMATE EAGLES TRIBUTE AT SIMONS
Hotel California: The Ultimate Eagles Tribute is a celebration and tribute to one of the greatest selling rock bands of all time
This tribute Is a celebration of 20 years of Eagles magic.
This six-piece band will take you back to hits like, Hotel California, Dirty Laundry, Tequila Sunrise, and The Boys of Summer.
With Ant, Simon and Francois on vocals, guitar and percussion, and Greg, Simon and Malcolm on rhythm, keyboards and drums, this ensemble is guaranteed to rock you in ALL the right places.
BOOKINGS ARE ESSENTIAL
We look forward to having you with us.
- Family friendly
- Sat 16 Oct - 6pm for seating/dinner 8pm for show
- Simons Restaurant